This little guy does NOT want to get married

No wonder guys are afraid of marriage...we freak them out as little boys!

Best thing I never had

In my eyes, you are the best thing he/she will ever have.

Bust your chicken out your car!

I am obsessed with foods such as chicken burritos, mac n' cheese, and smoothies...this guy takes his obsession to a new level ( that I may just have to make a parody of)